FORGET BALD EAGLES.
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
My favorite new nomination for the National Bird:
THe SOUTH-EARED OWL, a bird which circles counterclockwise (THAT's LEFT) in search of prey, and which makes a high-pitched, gritty whirring sound, not unlike that of an axe-blade or guillotine being slowly and methodically sharpened.
